Yeah, that’s what I want to do — get in on the ground floor with an IPO for a corporate piñata that’s bled money for most all its life.

If you want to defend yourself, you need to have, ahem, alternate information to offer.

Yes. A nice little runabout in pristine condition, with optional hardtop and very low miles. Give it a good underhood detailing and enjoy. Nice Price.

I don’t necessarily hate the people who buy ex-cop cars and trucks. I hate the goddamn ex-cop cars and trucks.

Evidently these clowns didn’t realize a year of planning would ensure surprising results executed with great efficiency. Quelle dommage.

Two can be more than enough.

Near as I can tell from its website, it’s a typical corporate dashboard with hooks to allow it to send SMS messages.

If you really want one of these, roll ahead a couple of years and get a newer one with an LS-series engine.

Funny. I’d suggest it’s more like you never knew how to read a stock ticker, fanboi.

If I buy a white Camaro with orange stripes, it’s going to be another ‘69 Pace Car Edition and not this turkey.

You say this like Tesla servicing Twitter’s debt (purloined employees, Elon the Saviour diluting his holdings and tanking Tesla stock) is any different.

Nah.

One does not.

Cylinder deactivation and flat ground.

Frankly, I don’t think they’re behind the curve at all.

Captain Obvious has entered the chat, with a message for Congressman Clem:

Another would have been to pick a font with a larger x-height like a Century or Corona font, which many publications use to enhance the readability of their pubs for, ahem, increasingly older readers.

But he’s their fictional character. And Santos knows his continued livelihood and paycheck comes from kneeling before the party leadership and being a stone-reliable vote in McCarthy’s pocket.

Remember that Elizabeth Holmes and Sunny Balawi got hard time because they stole their money from rich people. People with power and political pull don’t take to that shit very well.

Perhaps, but he certainly wanted to quietly buy a position in Twitter while he was publicly trashing the company. And did so.