Not a chance.

Hell, let me add to this on the off-chance that anyone may ever see this buried comment ... I’ve just spent the last two days reading about how bitchin’ this box is/how it’s a revolutionary speed demon with its M1 Ultra chip and its 32/64GB of SoC RAM.

I replace spares ... generally with the best of my road tire takeoffs when I get a new set.

Not in DC.

Rob, if these were built in 1981-83, I can assure you that cockpit was based on a C3 ’Vette. One look at that interior shot confirms it.

The award is for newly-introduced vehicles.

Please don’t let your ignorance on the subject overcome your enthusiasm.

I’ll go Nice Price.

Not if you’re sucking down a mochafragilisticexpialicchino and biscotti while taking a meeting and grinding out emails, it isn’t.

Looks like a great place to pick up some cheap premium gas ...

Hell I could paddle from Baltimore to Norfolk in 10 months. Dog paddle, even.

Navigable ship channels can be quite a bit smaller ...

“Last seen in port May 12" ?!?

Amazing how that lead shot shows the close similarity to riding on a farm tractor.

Do things still start to take hold somewhere around Barstow?

I differ. Dealing with an asshole like that means No Price would be a Nice Price.

No Dice.

Because offensive hot takes get more clicks.

Awful being the operative term ...

Wow. I’ve seen lots of cars described as “lipstick red” but I’ve never seen anything closer to that Electric Bluish Red of cheap lipstick like this Lambo’s interior. That’s just wrong. As are the clashing red anodized wheels.