Why tow ’em?

This sucker has been rode hard and put up wet a couple times too many for my taste. At least the seller is sorta honest about it. No Dice.

Let me offer a local analogy that illustrates this clearly.

To a cop.

Arresting these chuds won’t do half as much as confiscating and crushing their vehicles.

Exactly this. These trains are rolling through the heart of heavily-populated beach towns, with marginally protected crossings, at 80+ mph. And no horns, because the residents say they’re way too annoying. With streets crossing the tracks literally every block from Miami to West Palm Beach.

I read that with the implied /s.

Not exactly. They can run different tire pressures to introduce “stagger” in NASCAR, and the tire compounds can be different between right- and left-side tires. But with radial tires, it takes a lot of difference to induce stagger with tire pressures. At least theoretically, all the tires are the same size.

It makes them more unstable — not a good thing when you’re bump-drafting with rounded-face bumpers at a couple hundred miles per hour.

No, I don’t think Harleys are the fastest thing alive. They aren’t the only engines that make a noise, you stupid shit.

Not really. If you judge speed by engine volume, like many people do, no noise translates into overcooking it into corners, speeding tickets, listening to every squeak and rattle at full annoying volume, etc.

I’m afraid I’ve got a tragic update.

No. That was his late brother Rob.

If you knew who I was, or spent five minutes reading my comments around here, you’d know how wrong you were.

I’m not a cop apologist by any means. But Cowboy here earned his trip to the pokey.

Only if they provided the right garnish choices for a raw cocktail napkin.

Yeah, about that whole “textbooks about driving will have to be changed” ain’t gonna work out:

I like the concept. I know the Westboro Baptist Church doesn’t.

So then the questions are:

Nah. Too many variables in “another guy’s project” to pony up for this one.