This CC is handsome and clean enough to make me dismiss the VW reliability horror stories of my youth. This’d make an elegant and plush commuter, and is anonymous enough and more than quick enough to make a fast and useful highway flier.

These seem to be nice enough rigs, but that price is too dear. Even in today’s hyper-inflated used car market. No Dice.

The line between creativity and wild-ass crazy may be thin, but this little bugger straddles it — when it isn’t tap-dancing on it.

You make it sound like Peloton executives did this all by their own damn selves.

Now this is my kind of fuckery. Good show!

Apple’s not going to kill Square.

Yet I’m quite sure that you’re dumb. And more than a bit of an asshole.

I’m not a licensed financial adviser, but you can take this advice to heart:

@JBT — Nah. It’s just that he — like you — thinks he is.

That’s a distinction without a difference.

OK. It’s time for this shit to stop.

@Bicieta once again: And I’ll bet you’ve got stringboards outlining your superior machinations all over the house. Since we’re laying down smug characterizations, smart guy, let me share this one with you too.

Calm yourself. It’s not.

Methinks Orange Foolius is flattering himself ...

@Bicicieta - I won’t get you out of the grays, but I’ll respond.

I’m sorry. I just can’t go there. Really.

Nah.

Don’t worry. He’s probably an instructor.

That does make it easier for ’em.

Imagine, if you drove drunk to your place of work where you’d also be handling a weapon. Do you think you’d get to keep your job? I sure wouldn’t ...