Sorry cuz, never got into the whole rusto-rod thing.

Air freight for JAL, huh?

They may well end up there. Negotiating a forged federal document is a felony.

Not from highway speeds, with a load.

Time for the Hayabusa engine swap.

You’re a terrorist. But I’m still trying to decide if I like your style.

Guy, this ain’t like popping the T-5 off your ’83 Camaro to R&R a cable-actuated clutch and throwout bearing. The parts alone are roughly $1500 and a quick search of parts & labor shows it runs $5000 and up. There isn’t anything straightforward to this job.

If only they joined forces, you could draw a straight line from one to the other.

I imagine the reduced costs for factory-run GTD Pro cars will be at least partially offset by increased factory financial contributions to IMSA’s coffers for participating in the class. Right now that tab is more than $1 million a year to run a “factory” team.

Just so we’re clear on this: I don’t have to do shit for you. Deal with it.

I’d like to think that shitty officiating can be stopped and motor racing could still be a valid sport.

The only thing I can think of close to this turn of events — very close, now that I think about it — is when Louisville’s Barry Bingham Sr. tired of the family infighting and sold off all the family’s media holdings. All the properties they fought over were gone and he told ’em “Screw y’all — the power’s all gone. All…

Actually, I think he’s more like Simon Bar Sinister than either one of ’em.

I think the term would be gauche.

I think I’d rather have a late model ’Sclade for my black car service. 55 grand would get me into a nice one pretty easily, and could double-park easier than this would.

I think they’ve already done that with Live and Let Die.

Not always. But in this case, “meritocracy” seems to be masking a Lord of the Flies mentality. It’s one thing to encourage your staff to pitch in a little extra for the good of the cause. It’s quite another to berate them as they do and malign them while you do it.

You make that sound like a bad thing ... I could easily live without the stink we’d get with a Musk-less Jalopnik.

At this point, I think it’s a matter of keeping score for him. And he wants max score.

Where’s the poll where I can vote for him to shut the fuck up?