P.J. O’Rourke had it right on this one: The fastest car is any rented one.

Yes. Yes it is.

Ahem, ’63 split window coupe, which revolutionized big-bore sports cars, would like a word ...

Or, perhaps they shouldn’t be soliciting, promoting and pandering on social media. That would work too.

Changing the name of your business doesn’t change the toxic climate created and curated by that business.

It’s always fun to try an outrageous machine and push it as hard as you can.

Shoot, if you’da added “the population would welcome us with open arms” you’d have hit the full Dick Cheney trifecta.

Nonetheless, it seems to be spreading uncontrollably.

If I’m looking for a 500hp SUV, I’d take a bone-stock Chevy Tahoe and throw a cam in it. If I was looking for a corner carver, I’d be looking for something else that didn’t weigh two and a half to three tons.

That’s the thing that holds me back on this rig.

And with one contraction, I can focus it further:

Nice Price. All day, every day.

Nor do I think you do. Actually, I think you’re a bit defensive and possibly full of shit. But you be you. Who am I to stop you?

But how much of that is self-fulfilling? All those people have to be doing something, right?

If the plugs are black, count on the tip seals being crackly plastic after 20 years of rest. And depending on how much he’s run this engine during this “refurbishment”, you may have to consider combustion area scoring too. And that aluminum and iron sandwich of a crankcase doesn’t take well to long periods of sitting…

In all fairness, the three-ring world-traveling circus that is F1 today is a significant contributor to the problem.

It’s not so much seeing through that bullshit as it is swimming in that warm, comfortable pond ful’o’bullshit.

Not when inflation’s 3-4 percent a year and your bank savings account is accruing like 700 basis points for a return.

New England is full of lame hustles like this. It must be part of that Yankee ethic.

Fleet sales are all about Total Cost of Ownership.