If they’re calling in an outside special prosecutor, and the local DA is going to great pains to say that his office is a separate entity from the local police department, I’d venture that this is a City of Waller police senior officer/chief’s kid. Or the parents are so wired into the local community that all the…

Dude. That was like, 5 or 6 ownership changes ago.

I would think, if Zuckerberg wants to contend that the internal research she produced was “mischaracterized” that it would be incumbent on him to provide all of it for public view to support said “mischaracterization.” Or STFU.

I vote for (B). Don’t forget that Rudy was the guy who told Trump last November “Just tell ’em you won.”

Maybe put it in the list next time?

You’d have to pay me more than a couple of grand to take the last little EcoSport doorstop off the lot.

Hell, I’da settled for a 2-liter Neon engine. Even the Brabus, swole with 100 rippin’ horsepower, was still in a car with more than 18 pounds for each of ’em. I think there are senior scooters with better power to weight ...

A 36 year old Diesel Escort has style?!?

On the contrary. Stuffing all the cars you see on your commute every day onto a highway with two fewer lanes sticks them into traffic jams much longer. Which absolutely diminishes everyone’s quality of life.

Perhaps a Brazilian or South African variant of the US-spec 412?

So, supposedly “$2000" to build for the Challenge, and an $18,000 post-event surcharge.

Four door pickups make a lot of sense if you have a crew.

Once again proving, the typical last words of a hillbilly are “Hey y’all. Watch this!”

Cable. Easily accessible bottom of the dial cable at that.

I didn’t take it personal. I like all kinds of racing.

Guy, you got something against the NHRA?

Target fixation.

There are lots larger stakes here than what software runs on your car’s infotainment system. The fight is over who gets all the data that infotainment system collects.

Maybe it’ll use high-tech tricks to keep up with Apple and Google, but it sure looks like it snaps together Roblox to build its dashboards.

Yeah it does.