Hello, I would like to suggest a Foodspin follow-up video re: smoked donkey meat sausage. I would be fine with this autoplaying in my face all day. (Nothing against Dom, but if I hear “Welcome to Antique Shitshow” one more time I’m going to jump out a window.)

I should have mentioned this a nice interview!

Yeah but Kwame Brown is higher than both of them /:

This list shows that LaMelo Ball really should be seriously considered as a #1 pick. He’d be a top-30 player from day 1, possibly even sneaking into the top 20.

Ainsley Earhardt is a fucking moron. 

Jimmy Neutron sure grew up to be a big asshole.

Holy SHIT does Gaetz suck.

Gaetz’s head looks like it weighs 40lbs.

This is good Kinja.

Gogurt racists

Don’t hate on butt hole prolapses, you bible humping prolapsist.

It’s pretty clear that Splinter is still pissed about Hillary demolishing Bernie in the 2016 primary. They now pretend that any and all non-fringe candidates are Hillary reincarnate and deserve to be jerked around and whacked at every opportunity. Biden did a legit good job last night, objectively.

Too late. Canada’s biggest feral pig came into the US decades ago and is currently the junior Senator from Texas. 

*gogurt bursts all over chest*

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

Who knew that making shitty pillows would be profitable enough to keep an entire network afloat. 

“Motherfucker won’t even accept my Farmville invitation!”