So they....are....a...butthole waxing service?

I do 12 oz. curls every night.  Multiple reps and sets.

Never forget: Hannity is the without parallel example of a mediocre white male. His sole accomplishment in life is being able to lie repeatedly and at length about any subject.  He began as a failure and has rose to prominence, not on talent, but by building on that failure as a foundation of his eternal white…

Bullshit! Andy Griffith is on perpetual syndication here, so ha!!!

These sounds like features rather than bugs. My family is very happy having a yard, off-street parking, a garage and an affordable mortgage on 3br twin instead of an insane rent on a 8th floor 1br walk-up.

“So stop overthinking it. Vote for whoever the hell you want”

GOOD! Fuck the cities and venues that book these Nazi rallies.

Because we all know that to be truly Presidential, you need to lose tons of money, not make tons of money.  DUH.

“Guantanamou”

BY THE POWER OF BOOBIES! REMOVE YAH!

God himself cannot make me vote for biden in the primary. But if he’s the only viable choice against 45 come that tuesday in november, I’ll vote for him without hesitation.   Anything is better than 45 and Pence.  

I enjoyed this immensely - especially the hashtag “#ViolentShart”.

If your going to shit your pants in public “wantonly and violently” is pretty how you should do it. If I was an Australian I’d vote for him.

I’m sorry but this kabuki theatre has been done before. We’ve seen pharma CEO’s raked over the coals before. Shit, they even threw Shkreli in prison for 7 years, and it hasn’t lowered prices a bit.

Get well Drew.

With the fourth pick in the 2019 NBA draft, the New York Knicks select Rui Hachimura from Gonzaga.

This should have been published on The Takeout

It seems like Oliver North will be looking for a new job and this is a perfect opportunity for him....

The NFL should just employ some Precogs to see when these players will commit crimes, then just sign those players to shorter contracts.