Splinter’s distaste for Aaron Sorkin is deplorable.

so don’t sink to Trump level. 

But like, Does Popeyes make yogurt, I bet Popeyes yogurt is better. 

I mean Laura must have thrown up A LOT to create these rankings.  

I can’t respect any football team with Teal uniforms. 

I don’t know that Nate’s dad is bad. He just likes rough sex with barely legal transgenders. 

This article was one Greek Yogurt away from winning HamNo bingo.

Yuppie Liberals.

Isn’t a doctors time better spent treating patients? They can treat more people in an urban hospital than a rural one. Coincidentally the money a hospital makes is correlated to the number of people the treat. 

I am a Chiefs fan, and not conflicted at all. It’s fine for a Son to teach his son how to box, and I resent Deadspin for implying otherwise. 

Yes, a public option, AKA- “Medicare for those who want it.” Then make it so awesome that everyone wants it then its Medicare-for-all

Why would Iran agree to it? The next president will just wave his magic wand and undo it.

Yes, both capitalism and democracy are predicated on people acting in their own rational self-interests. 

Dear Republicans,

Paul told me to for vote for whoever the hell I want. 

I am voting for BETO!!!! Maybe Hickenlooper, idk. 

Thanks Paul, I was going to vote for Biden, but now I feel lot more comfortable voting for Hickenlooper.

In 40 year won’t President AOC be saying the same things about Homophobes?

Hickenlooper is making moves, baby!