Seriously. That was the closest thing to real-life NBA Jam Ive ever seen.

If you can't look at that video and see how ridiculous that is, I kinda feel sorry for you

I would like to more definitively comment on Dirk’s shot, but it disappeared briefly from the top of the video and then reappeared as it dropped through the bucket. Amazing. 

Christian Bale IS Robert Kraft in MALE13, in theaters hopefully never

“at least one other unidentifiable bill”

hugged him again

lol the seattle seabeaners

Starting to look like poor Hank’s only chance at a cup will be as a backup goalie for the 2022 Seattle Coffeemen

Counterpoint: this is better than literally anything else he would potentially otherwise be doing. Let’s just load Pebble Beach and see him in two years.

It’s kind of miraculous that he shot it at the right basket.

Center-court logo isn’t big enough.

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

Not a good sign when you spike a ball in to the stands and it doesn’t come within thirty feet of hitting anyone.

I bruised my hand raking leaves yesterday.

I think 2017 is actually a pretty good candidate. Wonder Woman, Logan, Spider-Man: Homecoming, Thor: Ragnarok. Plus Lego Batman, and if you want to think of Guardians as a superhero thing, I think the second one is actually a bit better than the first. Not only are those movies all at least good, it covers so many…

When I clicked on this blog, I didn’t think I’d get to see two different guys get stomped.

I hate to turn this into a civics lesson, but no, it does not say that at all. It says that there are four who serve as “state senators”. You see, in state government, the state is divided into “districts” who each elect a “representative” to “represent” that district in the state “legislature”. These are not…

“Crikey, that’s just good defense!”

“My kind of Cornhusker!”

“Sure, it looks intentional in slow motion”