This is the most important one:

right? guess he’s never had a tight connection in ATL. I’m either running my ass off or waiting 2h in that airport.

I’ll bite.. as a heavy travaller, while I can’t (and won’t speak for EVERYONE on the plane, I can give some reasonable answers to this):

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Jezspin forever

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

If I may be pedantic...

why would you waste that play against the bengals

The counterpoint to all of this excitement of course is that it was done against the Bengals.

This play is totally stolen from Tecmo Super Bowl

Yeah, but can they get past the moat gators?

I want Marvin Lewis back so bad. Making the bengals somewhat respectable while mike brown exists was a spectacular achievement, and something that will never be repeated. But as much as I’d take him back, good for Marvin for getting out. I‘ve been convinced since the day it happened that he retired by choice, and I…

they better flex that shit on Sunday Night Football

I’m excited to see the scheme Flores comes up to get the Bengals that big win.

Honestly I’ve always wondered if kickers are skilled enough to do this intentionally. Especially with the new rules in the NFL making onside kicks nearly impossible, drilling it as hard as you can at the closest member of the receiving team doesn’t seem like terrible strategy.

Well ... he was on the field.

Bet you can’t guess the US player who lost the ball leading to Canada’s first goal

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

Shut it down folks. We have a winner

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.