No name has ever popped into my head faster than Rob Portman from Ohio. What a feeble-minded weasel of a man.

My three year old son tripped on his own feet while approaching our basement stairs and went headfirst down them. I dove after him with complete disregard for my own body, convinced I could grab him in some way before snapping his neck at the bottom.

Allllll bananas are tasty

+1 bud light

+24601

I love this play, I love how the net protects the fans, I love how the net protects the player in this scenario....
But we all know it won’t be long before we have reviews of players trapping the ball against the net, and new rules will be born.

I thought it was universally recognized as
“Duh-nuh-nuh | Duh-nuh-nuh”

+1 sparkly glove

+1
In High School, whenever a ball was hit into the outfield with 2 outs, my team just started heading into the dugout because nothing got by me. I have never understood the inability to track a fly ball - my parents used to launch baseballs in the air when i was as young as 4, so it was just etched into my reflexes

I…

yeah, i guess that would probably fit on a sweater

Not to be a #highlighttruther but that dude is almost walking back to first... I’ve never seen a professional athlete move so slowly (with exception to Andy Ruiz Jr.)
still a cannon of a throw, but the double play shouldn’t have happened

Doktor scores goal with his butt

i would’ve loved this version. much more logical. well done!

“Why are you going down this road on a guy that’s kept his nose clean?”

he skates well, looks pretty in shape...  i doubt he has A Male Rack under that sweater

CBJ fans = Ohio State fans = hated by a lot of people

...and should always know the final gravity.

I played all the sports in my life, and I never had an ankle injury. It’s a weird flex, I know... but I once rolled my ankle as I was planting to jump, jumped off the side of my foot on my rolled ankle, and didn’t react like this dude.

*USC track and field preferred walk-on

“You call that a stomp?”
-Vontaze Burfict