He then proceeded to name all the arrest records of former and current Bengals players with shocking accuracy.

At least he put some ice on it.

Is it in the Oval Office?

Oh that was a beautiful game

Let’s also remember the Ravens pantsing the Giants 34-7 in 2000, with NYG only scoring points off a kick return. Kerry Collins’ line that day was 15 of 39 for 112 yards and 4 INTs.

I tend to agree. The Patriots defensive game plan wasn’t that masterful. It amounted to “we want to dominate the line of scrimmage to take away the run and force a young QB into quick throws.” That’s...every team’s defensive game plan in every game. The Rams offense just crumbled.

He’s literally right there. The one in the middle with the Rams uniform on. You’re welcome.

Predictions are hard, especially about the future.

(Personally, I think he’s terrific. I just couldn’t pass up the chance to make this dumb joke.)

I agree, but on the plus side, everyone predicted how boring the halftime show was going to be.

Is Deadspin anti-Romo? We can’t even have one semi-entertaining, knowledgeable broadcaster?

In all fairness, no one could have predicted how boring that game was going to be...

More like Tony Wrongo! Because he was wrong and his name sounds like that kinda. So, in my opinion, that’s what it’s more like.

I can respect Cardi’s mind and her work ethic, be interested to hear her political views, love to chat with her about FDR’s New Deal’s impact on world politics, surmise with her on the impact Elenor had on his personal politics and STILL be pissed as fuck at her for her anti-trans statements.

Am I the only person who doesn’t see it in the x-ray? I feel like this is the worst Magic Eye picture ever.

I’m pretty sure being abuzz is a misdemeanor in Utah.

Best Tony prediction of the night had to have been “If Andy Reid is smart, he’ll call the timeout here”

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”