Leave Barrack Obama out of this.

He’s obviously a lot closer to the play than was Chad Clifton when Warren Sapp gleefully blindsided him, but the fact that the refs are correct, this kind of hit really is legal, is why my interest in football has waned so dramatically over the last decade.

Dude out here thinking he's a punter

Eh, for what it’s worth, the article got picked up by the Google news algorithm not long after publication, which meant it was getting dumped directly into the feed of every Google user who has an alert setup for “Elon Musk.” For one thing, that’s a lot of people, only a very tiny fraction of whom are regular Deadspin…

You are selling this idea very short.

Sometimes the light at the end of a tunnel is a train.

He was healthy & up to speed the past month & this team fucking sucked. It needs a lot more than a healthy goaltender to be in the playoff push. It needs secondary scoring, 3-4 competent defensemen and a new GM before it would be back in the playoff push.

When Crawford is healthy, this is a playoff team. Without him in the net, the holes in the defense are that much more obvious and it destroys any chance of the offense getting into a rhythm. He’s been massively underrated for the entirety of his stellar career.  That being said, he’s got to retire and save his brain. …

Man, what if the ref had jumped, caught the pass and slammed it down? That would have been awesome! If there was ever a forgivable time for a ref to break character this was it

The camera quality makes it look like a video game.

I guess I was subconsciously yearning to be in 2008. (Thanks, fixed.)

It’ll come down to Week 17, Steelers will lose, Ravens-Browns tied with 17 seconds left, Browns have the ball on the 49. Mayfield drops back to pass, sees Landry streaking to the end zone open, fires the ball...Ball hits a bird flying by, falls into they hands of a DB who takes it to the house. The bird dies and…

Cleveland has not done that in 18 years.

OH GREAT, another berth. Just what the Rivers household needs!

Very mad that Minaj has put me in a position where I have to stand up for anything the Daily Mail ever does. This world is broken. 

SHAME ON YOU! There's no reason to be sorry.

Never met a Jesse Palmer stan before, this is weird.

I assume Nicki used #ArnoldPalmer because this story is only half tea.

Jesse Palmer was Tim Tebow before Tim Tebow. 

What are they going to do, turn off the lights and pretend nobody is home on gameday?