I’ve heard they’re working on a fourth version of sambo but I’d rather wait for sambo number 5.

I wish I had 20 burner accounts to add to the star count.

I have no idea.

how dare you, Drew Brees is a saint 

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done. 

Sometimes you just grab them off to the side

+1.21 gigawatts

I guess this means Marty is stuck in 1955 forever. Just like Mike Pence and the rest of Indiana.

I was hoping Salt Lake would pick up Tyler Simmmmmms in the second, but ah well

Nah, he’s an old-school pass-first type of guy. I beat the run FFFFFFFlex.

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

From here on out, he’s going to be on the winning side of those 5-4 court decisions.

I’m surprised that Blessed Sacrament didn’t do better with their recruits, given Kavanaugh’s affinity for hops. 

Man, getting sacked three times in a row, who does Carr think he is; Bobby Petrino?

Please be next...please be next....please be next....

The Marlins’ “brand” is what happens when a business thinks its logo is its brand.

Are the 3-D glasses distributed at the park, or do we need to bring them from home?

This settles the MJ vs Lebron debate for me. MJ was weak by giving guys like Ewing and Barkley their talent back after defeating the Monstars while Lebron shows killer instinct and doesn’t give it back to Fultz.

Reminds me of Charles Barkley’s golf swing.

I have no barkley or monstars jokes.