Fans considered storming the court, but security personnel had them outnumbered.

There are things that he could have done better. For starters, they've been unable to develop defensemen because Q sticks to vets and gives them way too much rope. Their power play has been trash the last few years too. Ultimately, he'll be a legend in Chicago hockey. All good things must end though. 

Baffling. He has a sweet 'stache and everything!

Raven’s coach Harbaugh was later quoted as saying “there should be a rule against that”

He got elbow deep, into the crease, before he pulled out!

I think I sprained my ankle just watching that footwork.

since when does espn apologize for people having shitty takes?

close your mouth, dingus

Grow a Nick Offerman-esque beard and your problems will be solved.

People sometimes say I look like one of two celebrities. One is Jared Kushner and the other is Eli Manning. Should I consider plastic surgery?

If the rumors are true Pippen’s tip is pretty huge, so no wonder he’s careful with it.

Dammit Jameis! The prosecuting attorney said you needed “interventions,” not “interceptions”!

Glad to see the voodoo hex I placed on Winston back in 2013 is paying off. May that abusive motherfucker flail about like this for his entire NFL career. 

When part of a diphthong, ‘W’ serves as a vowel, in which case you have to buy them.

Yeah, but Colin Kaepernick- ah, fuck it.

I bet he’s feeling pretty crabby

Already has millions to eat all the damn W’s he wants

You might want to click the link in the article referencing the age of his son before you decide whether he’s a good dad or not.

Spot on.  Yeah, if this is his “bad Dad” behavior, God help me.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.