Chill, child.

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

He has season tickets, too, but he plans to give them away now.

Mike Vrabel: redeemed.

...and THAT is why you always go for two!

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

This is a weird way to tell us you drafted David Johnson first for your fantasy team.

Well, she’s been groomed for it from early on.

Apparently it is still a trick no woman has done in competition. I clicked the link expecting to see her do the trick in competition. Not so much. Cool trick, tho. 

Correct. It was interference

Astros guy here. Without the interference that’s a catch and an out. Joe West may be a (insert insult here) but he lucked into the correct outcome. Astros fans may indeed be angry about this for years, but we really don’t have reason to.

Don’t see that at all, actually. Looks clean. Someone is wishfully thinking based on a sound that could have been anything, and a video that pretty clearly shows a catch.

I was gonna say... I had the volume all the way up and just from the audio you could tell it hit the wall (and I fucking HATE the Red Sox) 

He’d probably want to, since the mascot gets paid. 

Exactly, he ain’t come there to play school! 

When someone inevitably says he’s selfish and should think about his team, I’m going to remind them that he’s basically an unpaid volunteer who’s choosing his health over his volunteer opportunity.

Even

I dunno. White guys with dreadlocks are usually pretty insufferable. 

“So you’re telling me...The Jet crashed because it ran out of fuel? A likely story.” -Pete Carroll