I use a similar phrase to what I said when everyone got super excitable over Brandi Chastain’s shirt-off celebration... If you take issue with seeing a sports bra, never go to a beach.

Let’s see…

I’d say I’m allergic to sun screen....that’s why my Big Dog XXL shit is on in the pool.

This kid is bold. I could have been his body double at that age and I didn’t even take my shirt off at the swimming pool.

Did you know that when it snows,

The White Zone. There is no kneeling allowed in the White Zone.

Obviously yellow.

Have you ever tried to explain American Football to someone who has never seen it? The green zone, the yellow line, the blue line, the red zone and all other field overlays really help for people who are new to the whole thing. Football is a crazy complex game even without getting into the technicalities of catches,…

I like it from a UX perspective, but I’ve noticed watching their Premier League coverage that NBC Sports seems a little...busy this year in rolling out new features.

Maybe, I dunno, a sport in which the application of lethal force is not only allowed but how you win the event is a bad thing.

The best thing in that clip is clearly the base coach imitating a Madden glitch

We all know Deadspin hasn’t been first to report on anything significant since the Favre dong pics.

I know it’s just meant as a stupid joke, but to imply Diana Moskovitz’s (how do possessives ending with a Z work?) work is unimportant comes off as super gross.

THE HUMIDITY!

Hell yeah! Way to take it to ‘em! Stupid sports website!

“Don’t forget you heard it here first 18,534th, folks...”

If only the White Sox were playing the Padres...

my only regret in life, is that I have but one star to give this gem of a comment

In case my star wasnt recorded, because why in the world would kinja work well with Android, it's only 2018 after all, plus one Doubt.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.