Well, both will probably be victimized by a train.

This is also how I feel about a Red Sox-Cardinals World Series.

False. There were no highlights from that game.

This picture was used to find the shooter

Eh, it's only a Cardinals game.

Vinatieri wrote it. Luck proofread it.

Damn you; you only beat me to it because of all the viruses slowing down my computer.

That tag hasn't been used since John Wayne Gacy live-tweeted his basement remodel.

And after using that hash tag, his laptop was "Randomly" seized by the Department of Justice.

In my experience, a McAfee test turns up a bunch of dirty shit.

That is the least official-looking document I've ever seen.

To answer Raysism's question, 742 yards.

You know, so many non-knitters seem to have this belief that knitters have "too much time on their hands." I really don't get it. I'm sure there are some people who do it a lot, but for the vast majority of us, it's a leisure activity enjoyed in our spare time, like reading, painting, or playing console games. I…

You'd think Jay would have a few more playoff games with all those numbers. Do you follow his new team or the Bears when they don't resign him this offseason?

I don't have to meet a guy to be angry at him for continually fucking my team. Today reminded me of that championship game he pussed out on.

McCown had a 119 passer rating with the same offensive line.

Well yeah. Clearly his intent was to just clear it out, and down the middle was the quickest way.

Yeah, he has no baggage or attitude problems in his career. His only problems have been getting sacked. YOU are football smart!!!!

Good luck to the next NFL team who signs this ass cancer.

:....and then the catcher hit in into the other team's endzone!" - Phoenix crowd later, explaining the play to their friends.