It was his autograph arm.

The fans-wearing-eye-black is an annoying enough phenomenon on its own. The fact that it was a night game was just the icing on the cake. I have a hunch these guys have never talked about the team without using "we."

What a disappointment. I've come to expect so much more intelligence from spectators who wear eye-black to a night game.

Russell Wilson jersey has some nice breasts.

SONIC BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

From now on, I'm going to refer to my shits as "hot takes"

[sees turd on ground]

THIS ISNT DEADSPIN.CA, eh?

Yeah your logic makes sense, let's spend money for an owner that never gave a shit about Blackhawk fans and wanted games on pay-per-view. Let's spend money knowing the product out there is going to suck; BUT AT LEAST WE'RE TRUE FANS RIGHT?

Eat a dick, sir.

Well, they're overweight, have no regard for nature (or history), and are stupid enough to film themselves...unfortunately, that doesn't exactly narrow down where in America they're from.

"Jackasses" is completely inappropriate—and hurtful—in this situation. Those people are clearly dumbasses. Maybe dumbfucks.

Fuck You.

President Obama, in fact, was going to offer his support to Peterson but subsequent reporting convinced him to change his mind. He, more than anyone, knows it's best to avoid addressing rampant birthers.

Both of these issues could be remedied by the use of Sheepskins.

I always thought Oden's manmeat would wear a turtle neck. I stand corrected erected.

St. Louis' only real fault is not the arrogance of their players and fans, its the New Madrid.

The only way the Dodgers could possibly make this a 7 game series is if they had the best pitcher in baseball, start game 6.

Here you go buddy, apply where it hurts.

You know, I'd be willing to bet there's some kind of joke to made at Oden's expense. I wouldn't want to be a giant dick about things, though.