The torn ACL is nothing compared to the brain trauma he'll surely develop as a result of being forced into watching Browns games.

I cried.

♫ I’ve been dreading all day for Sunday Night,

Good. Cause without said scrapbook, your daughter would want to get raped, right? Isn't that how it works?

I found this second photo, taken a split-second later, to be more interesting

*It's a shame scumbag guys continue to victimize young girls like this.

This kid is actually typical of many Browns fans his age, who are now drawn to drinking heavily as a reaction to the team's recent decision to get rid of their Cribbs.

It's all part of a new promotion at First Energy Stadium, in which the drinking age is the same as Brandon Weeden's QBR.

He blended right into the crowd of adults tailgating in Cleveland. Bud Light? Check. Elastic waist pants? Check.

I kinda like where you're heading with this BK King idea.

With a name like Fuck Face, you would think brother Billy would be able to lend a hand and help his mother fight crime.

At Ripken Home Security, we believe it is enough just to show up.

A 35-year-old upper middle class dad in an MGMT t-shirt.

Those aren't even close to huge.

In all fairness to this guy, the score was 5-1... and it's not every day you get to see your lady remove cuticles from her toes.

What position do you play on the la crosse team?

Jenkins testified she had no memory of where she went, or where she tossed the box away.

Guns are awesome

"Nnnnhh, pamper me, bro!"