[bat flip]

As a guardian of the game, Tom just felt compelled to send a fastball over your head. Just to send a message.

If the Cardinals being in the playoffs turns Deadspin into a bunch of cunts, then I hope they make it every year.

Absolutely one of the greatest posts in Deadspin history. Screw the Cardinals and their hypocrisy.

I was going to try to make a joke about how most Cardinals fans/players are hypocritical assholes, but Deadspin already beat me to it.

This from the team that counts Ozzie "Backflips" Smith among its club legends.

A far more suitable celebration:

Brandon Phillips was right.

Whoa, dude. You know very well Boston invented baseball and all other sports. FAWK YOU.

To hear their fans tell it, the Cardinals invented baseball. So who'd know better than them how it's supposed to be played?

I don't get what movie title that's supposed to be.

Damn right. This is baseball. No fun allowed. Sit there and keep score, asshole.

It's still just as funny the 50th time I watch it. +1

Rivers is just working on enough kids to start his own religious nut zealot compound. If there's any NFL player I can see starting a Jesus Camp and arming everyone with cold war era russian weaponry, it's Marmalarde.

+1 . Why I love this website.

Been saving this creation for a long time.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

When Puigs Fly (to 3rd)

Man fuck outta here. No white player is that fast.

See? There are only like 20 or so people left to be offended. It's almost like declaring open season on the Dodo bird! Nearly zero net effect.