We ran this exact same onside kick in high school and executed it perfectly, except it has to hit the ground first... so we let it drop and then dove onto it for the recovery.

true. this was wayyyyy worse than beating your domestic partner

this can’t be reiterated enough.
He has taken so many cheap shots that even the good ones start to look cheap to some people.

there’s “dirty” (Vontaze Burfict comes to mind here) and then there is sleazy (coaches pulling hair, coaches coming onto the field to start shit, coaches trying to trip kick returners)

Its not uncommon for players to lose their composure and lack maturity, but the Steelers’ coaching staff has to be one of the most…

I would liken this more to the Boston Tea Party - which is probably exactly what they were going for.

this

after next Saturday, it will actually only be 6 years

the divisional round, when the Broncos host either the Chiefs, Steelers, or Texans

this!

I figured his last name would be the Butt of every joke.

What?
Latinos will probably vote Republican? Why, because they secretly want to be deported?

Serious answer: Muslims have far more in common with Jesus than evangelical Christians.

wrong. being unfamiliar with jay cutler the bodybuilder resulted in me googling “jay cutler bod_ (autofill)_”

however, when i google jay cutler football player, i start with “anti-vax” or “smokin’ jay” or “pouting face” or even sometimes “turnover”

THIS

A good list, but that main media image almost prevented me from clicking

Am I the only person who would prefer the Owl hoodie?

Is anyone else getting really hung up on the fact that a Colt was snapping it to Colt, a Colt?

Behold: the Townie.
Notice how he takes offense to a joke that is clearly appreciated by the rest of society in its entirety, simply because it negatively portrays a town he calls home, even though he grew up 30 miles away.

Agreed! I was in 4 HS choirs, the captain of our football team, went on to play in college (D1), and I was the only voice major on the team.

Our choirs were wayyy better than our sports.

I am close enough that I can see the stadium lights from my roof. The wind was blowing harder than the St Louis bullpen