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I’m sitting here reading all of the comments (at work, of course) and thinking to myself: Deadspin readers are actually defending Kaepernick? Is Clay Matthews really douchier than Kaepernick?
My brain hurts... I didn’t think there was a single NFL player who is more douchey than Kap.

you must have never been to St. Louis. What’s not to hate?

+1 muff
keep on muffin’

before you know it they will also be blaming him for an outbreak of polio, measles, mumps, and rubella.

When asked to elaborate further on his withdrawal, Eoannou voweled not to speculate.

Bengals at Ravens: This is a fantastic collection of 0-2 teams.

It’s ginja, not ginger.
c’mon, man.

Am I missing the joke? Or did you mean Jordan?
Jordan Palmer backed up Carson palmer in Cincinnati. Been in the league for 7 years and has made 2.5 million.

The stats are surprisingly similar, given than Cutler has been in the league twice as long.
Double all of Dalton’s stats and it is almost a mirror image, with one exception: Wins.

Cutler 61-58
Dalton 40-23-1 (x2) = 80-46-2

Maybe Cutler has just been on shittier teams so he appears worse?? Dalton has zero playoff wins, but…

“Wait, is that a real site?”
-interviewee

Long time Chicagoan, born a Bengals fan. Cutler is worse.

How can anyone be surprised WMU did something like this when their coach is the most colossal douchebag on earth?
Yes, this guy:

This comment has nothing to do with Kane - you just saw an opportunity to bash Blackhawks fans and took it. Well trolled.

This sets the stage for Giant Man and Goliath - both renditions of Hank Pym’s Ant-Man except in reverse (he gets bigger) which is kind of an awesome power.

this looks like the same two teams in every highlight.

Nothing more annoying to me than people wearing shoes (Jordan's in this case) in the sand. Take your damn sneaks off when you’re at the beach!

NOPE

This was about as emotional as i have ever felt watching any sporting event. This kind of thing happens to people so very rarely. His expression and reaction can’t be put in words. You could actually feel it.