No public attempts to rebuild his image Barry!?! Do you not read your own writing? http://deadspin.com/5974860/sammy-…

We're all still beating this Julia Roberts drum? [ducks vase thrown at head]

Watching Meb over these years, I feel he really runs within himself and knows what he can do on a given day. London is a great example. He ran his race and reeled people in to claim an unexpected 4th. Seeing this performance, is it possible his 2013 NYC Marathon was more just the collection of his appearance fee and…

Ha! That's exactly what I thought. Does he think he's supposed to be playing zone?

Yeah, some of the media coverage has been uncomfortable to the point of exploitative.

Darren Rovell went to college in Illinois.

Apparently, Tom's favorite movie is The Monster Squad.

I'm directing all complaints about the headline to Tom. I'm telling everyone on Twitter that he wrote it. #cancelbearlover

As part of their testing, adidas disguised the ball and FIFA used it in the 2013 U-20 World Cup last year.

I believe we should "turn off" the war machine and "turn on" our kids.

One second of you reading the surrounding comments and you would have seen I already addressed that.

This was a guy in his 20s that had the shiny new logo, not the Orca heading the ball.

He didn't have the Orca heading the ball though, he had that new logo with the Space Needle, the Sounders FC crest. The whale heading the ball would have been pretty cool.

I remember seeing a Seattle fan with a "Sounders 'Til I Die" tattoo during the first season they existed. Wha!?! They'd been around for six months at that point. Get a life!

[spits chaw] See you at the corral.

Ha! That's exactly what I think anytime I use the word 'goons'

Pauley Shore had already claimed it.

But he's not a thug.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Many of the gatekeeper voters denying Barry Bonds Hall Of Fame entry would have they themselves taken a magical, healing, not-tested-for-in-their-workplace elixir if it made them better at their jobs, especially if lesser talents were getting the glory and money. Lord knows I'd take the elixir for our ESPN2 TV show if…