Um, I love Bill, but the deregulation of the derivatives market and repeal of Glass Steagall under his watch sowed the seeds of the financial meltdown. The 90s and early 00s reaped a lot of economic gains from just dismantling regulations and cashing out on the bubble that resulted.

I am hoping Sprewell will replace Woodson as head coach and teach the players how to choke each other.

I think he's one of the best, if not the best. He's insightful, willing to criticize without being overly critical, clearly does a lot of research before games and then benefits from having one of the best producers in all of sports, Fred Gaudelli, guiding the broadcast. He's one of the few announcers I actually learn…

I hate to sound like a shill, but my Garmin changed my running, in two ways. First, during my runs I can track my pace much more easily (on the face of my 405 I have displayed overall time, pistance and pace/current mile), which allows me to stick to my workouts by monitoring effort. I sometimes have the habit of…

I do believe a coach can improve, especially between a first and second job. The first time they become a head coach, the extra managerial roles—brought on by being more than just a coordinator—can overwhelm them. I think they can learn a lot from that first job that they can fix by the second. Unless they're Norv…

NFL Scout: [Pulls Jameis Winston's scouting report out of file cabinet. In the "qualities" section jots down "elusive."]

False flag. FALSE FLAG.

Fan boys?!? We fucking hate everything.

I usually cook extra stuffing outside the bird and ladle rendered fat from the turkey onto that stuffing. Fantastic.

When I moved to NYC, people saying "on line" frustrated me for some reason.

Bears fans? That doesn't look like Halsted though, does it?

My god, this happened this year? It felt like it happened years ago.

[Holly Rowe nods in approval]

I'm going to hell, because I felt way better about this than SFBatkid.

I first read your comment as "shitty Canadians," which would have also been accurate.

Whose face is more punchable: 7th grade Rovell or college Peter King?

You two play nice or I WILL TURN THIS FUCKING COMMENT SECTION AROUND.

What you bring up here is what seemed off about Will's comment on Philadelphia. Does Leitch not think in 1994 there were guys felt the way Denzel's character did?

You've traded in your love of bears for walruses now, Tom?

I wouldn't mind that. Stanley Cup Playoffs are infinitely more exciting than MLB's.