jrepanich
Jeremy Repanich
jrepanich
Oct 31
1.7K

One last time. I’ll see all you fuckers in hell.

Oct 15
276

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

Sep 10 2019
200

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion. Read more

Aug 22 2019
1

Jeez. Well you should be grateful that you can at least have some caffeine with your crippling medical bills and insecure old age. Read more

Aug 12 2019
25

The Ringer Union Negotiations: An Oral History

May 10 2019
10

For a daytime beer, Bell’s Oberon. For a wedding or something like that, gin and tonic. I have also grown into the sort of person that wants like a very cold macro-brew beer in my hand for the entirety of July and August, which I am sure would disappoint the version of me that once cared about weird beers.

May 10 2019
11

A marg! Do not @ me!

May 10 2019
14

Hi!!!!!!! 👋🏻I appreciate the kindness. Also, I still work here. 

May 10 2019
11

You don’t need nearly as much specialized baby stuff as the world will try to sell you. You need almost none, in fact. Read more

May 10 2019
13

A rule I learned in South Florida that remains true: It’s always great to have friends with boats. But don’t ever buy a boat yourself. 

May 10 2019
5

“On Smarm” was the moment I fell in love with Gawker forever. I would also like to suggest that Diana’s “Against Allegedly” is essential reading. 

May 10 2019
11

Getting into cooking is the most practical and enjoyable hobby decision I’ve made in my life. I would also love to garden, but I live in an apartment surrounded by concrete so that’s unlikely to happen.

May 10 2019
2

Barry likes heavy music, which I think kind of scandalizes the King Princess contingent but which mostly everyone just doesn’t ask him about.

May 10 2019
14

Only acceptable if you’re at a public urinal.

May 10 2019
39

I’ll give you a hint, it’s none of the white men! Funny how that works. 

May 10 2019
10

Kyle on Gamergate, Scocca’s “On Smarm.” Sincerely, to me those are among the best pieces of cultural criticism written in the 21st century. Please commence owning me for saying that.

Apr 3 2019
171

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

Mar 21 2019
2

and if you’re a Blazers or Sonics fan, that feeling gets doubled--the greatest teams in club history wouldn’t be the title winning teams.