Jeremy Repanich
jrepanich
10/15/19
3:19 PM
276

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

9/10/19
2:44 PM
200

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion. Read more

8/22/19
12:48 PM
1

Jeez. Well you should be grateful that you can at least have some caffeine with your crippling medical bills and insecure old age. Read more

5/10/19
4:13 PM
10

For a daytime beer, Bell’s Oberon. For a wedding or something like that, gin and tonic. I have also grown into the sort of person that wants like a very cold macro-brew beer in my hand for the entirety of July and August, which I am sure would disappoint the version of me that once cared about weird beers.

5/10/19
3:45 PM
11

You don’t need nearly as much specialized baby stuff as the world will try to sell you. You need almost none, in fact. Read more

5/10/19
3:40 PM
13

A rule I learned in South Florida that remains true: It’s always great to have friends with boats. But don’t ever buy a boat yourself. 

5/10/19
3:40 PM
5

“On Smarm” was the moment I fell in love with Gawker forever. I would also like to suggest that Diana’s “Against Allegedly” is essential reading. 

5/10/19
3:39 PM
11

Getting into cooking is the most practical and enjoyable hobby decision I’ve made in my life. I would also love to garden, but I live in an apartment surrounded by concrete so that’s unlikely to happen.

5/10/19
3:27 PM
2

Barry likes heavy music, which I think kind of scandalizes the King Princess contingent but which mostly everyone just doesn’t ask him about.

5/10/19
3:19 PM
39

I’ll give you a hint, it’s none of the white men! Funny how that works. 

5/10/19
3:18 PM
10

Kyle on Gamergate, Scocca’s “On Smarm.” Sincerely, to me those are among the best pieces of cultural criticism written in the 21st century. Please commence owning me for saying that.

4/3/19
11:43 AM
171

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

3/21/19
4:36 PM
2

and if you’re a Blazers or Sonics fan, that feeling gets doubled--the greatest teams in club history wouldn’t be the title winning teams.