shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.

Jeez. Well you should be grateful that you can at least have some caffeine with your crippling medical bills and insecure old age.

The Ringer Union Negotiations: An Oral History

For a daytime beer, Bell’s Oberon. For a wedding or something like that, gin and tonic. I have also grown into the sort of person that wants like a very cold macro-brew beer in my hand for the entirety of July and August, which I am sure would disappoint the version of me that once cared about weird beers.

A marg! Do not @ me!

Hi!!!!!!! 👋🏻I appreciate the kindness. Also, I still work here. 

You don’t need nearly as much specialized baby stuff as the world will try to sell you. You need almost none, in fact.

A rule I learned in South Florida that remains true: It’s always great to have friends with boats. But don’t ever buy a boat yourself. 

“On Smarm” was the moment I fell in love with Gawker forever. I would also like to suggest that Diana’s “Against Allegedly” is essential reading. 

Getting into cooking is the most practical and enjoyable hobby decision I’ve made in my life. I would also love to garden, but I live in an apartment surrounded by concrete so that’s unlikely to happen.

Barry likes heavy music, which I think kind of scandalizes the King Princess contingent but which mostly everyone just doesn’t ask him about.

Only acceptable if you’re at a public urinal.

I’ll give you a hint, it’s none of the white men! Funny how that works. 

Kyle on Gamergate, Scocca’s “On Smarm.” Sincerely, to me those are among the best pieces of cultural criticism written in the 21st century. Please commence owning me for saying that.

Off the top of my head, I’ve always loved this Craggs evisceration of a baseball writer’s dumb Hall of Fame ballot.

Being that it seems to be at a cemetery, it’s probably even *GASP* when young Bruce is visiting his newly deceased parents graves. HOW TWISTED!

*pushes that comment off of the desk

and if you’re a Blazers or Sonics fan, that feeling gets doubled--the greatest teams in club history wouldn’t be the title winning teams.