HAHAHA! Build that??? Since when did NYC care about helping poor people?

Pete Prisco thinks Jadeveon Clowney is a pussy for not playing during this.

Hey-Yo!

Exactly. No one in Kent cracks a book after they turn 18.

Agreed. Just got my first bottle recently. Plan to mix a few with it tonight.

I believe all Americans, including vagina-Americans, should enjoy watching grown men send each other to an early grave.

Like Cowboys.

My all-time favorite Brooks moment is when he opined that Barack Obama wasn't in touch with the common folk and illustrated this by saying "He doesn't seem like a guy who could go into an Applebees salad bar..."

I like that the KC Police has a map of Missouri in their crest to let the world know they're not on the Kansas side.

I thought they ditched that and are relying on language from the JDA, not the CBA?

Bearspin.kinja.com. Someone do it already.

I thought Roger Goodell had already ended racism.

Man, I was all excited to make a hemorrhoid joke. Then I realized how to spell hemorrhoid and I felt like an idiot.

Wasn't that the central point of the story, that these guys are hucksters using parlor tricks to sell products that aren't scientifically sound and duping athletes along the way?

Cover model bears.

The other positive is an upcoming Gatlin drug test.

One positive is that I'm even more excited for this year's World Championships.

Guys, I'm sure he's TOTALLY clean on his comeback.

Hibbert's grin is by far my favorite part.

You guys should send him a pizza as a consolation.