three or four hours.

Actually, it'll get them more fans among liberals. Because Democrats HATE AMERICA too.

I think the most shocking revelation about this story is that Brooks Bollinger spent seven years in the NFL.

FOR A WHILE IN THE FOURTH I JUST SAW HIM SITTING DOWN! WTF!?!

Do you run with vibram FiveFingers or straight barefoot? I saw a guy running barefoot when I was training in Central Park last night and thought "whoa, that dude is intense."

2XU is pretty good about saying they're for recovery.

I agree with you totally that they're good for recovery. However, if you look at the marketing for, say, adidas, they biggest claims they make are about increased power and improved lateral movement.

Well, I do like my Garmin GPS watch...

Hit 'em with that surprise slap.

I believe children are the future, teach them well and let them lead the way.

And by "They" you mean George Will and Bob Costas.

Unfortunately, Grover Dill is already playing for the Patriots.

Wouldn't that make the Bengals the Oakland A's of the NFL?

I'll agree that Shake Shack is overrated. It's a burger, people! But I was with out of town friends at the game and they HAD TO HAVE IT. Hence, I missed most of the game waiting in line with them.

Agreed. That place is tacky as shit.

If only it didn't take 3 to 4 innings to get something from Shake Shack.

Fuck Arjen Robben and his dodgy flapper.

He'll never be president now.

You couldn't resist bringing the Mets into it, couldya, Erik?

Wait, this won't mean Jason Whitlock will be on my TV regularly, will it? If so, scrap the whole idea.