Darren Rovell's head will explode as he live tweets while eating this. That's the hope, at least.

throw in coffee, eggs, bacon and a waffle option, and we've got ourselves a deal.

Carmelo Anthony is doughy. Dude needs to lose some lbs or he's going to look like Tony Gwynn after he retires.

Not impressed? Obviously Jr. neglected to tell dad that you could use the app to have food from the concession stand delivered to the dugout.

What do academics have to do with college basketball???

I guess tickets to the garden will be cheap and plentiful again. We have Melo to thank for that of late.

Remember, the Huskies are from Seattle, the same city that gave the world the first 1-seed to lose to an 8-seed in the NBA playoffs and holds the record for most regular season wins in MLB, but rolled over to the Yankees in just five games that same season. Historic, embarrassing futility is kind of our thing.…

Sure glad the Knicks got that dead weight off their roster.

Cut. It. Out!

Erik, are you intentionally antagonizing your new boss?

The first time I ever golfed, I duffed most every shot. It was pretty embarrassing. My cousin was so confident of my ineptitude, that on the 8th hole he walked past my drive and straight to his ball 100 yards ahead of me on the right side of the fairway. As I addressed the ball, he still had his back to me. When I…

More Paris, Heir Chancellor?

That Hamm is a charmer. Anyone else read this, then look down only to realize you weren't wearing pants anymore?

Sport of kings.

Can't wait to read their defense of the Phantom Menace!

If I see either of these woman's bare ankles, I will be so aroused.

Shouldn't the acting president on 9/11, Dick Cheney, do the narration?

ESPN is really trying to change the complexion of the game.

Whoa, how the hell did this get 121,325 views!?! Deadspin isn't used to this sort of traffic since the pre-redesign days.

"In Bill Simmon's photo diary piece" and "Simmon's tells us that the photo is autographed by Bednarik, which he signed..."