But what if I work for some big bank? Where is the buyer’s guide for the Ferrari Berlinetta Boxer?

I imagine doing Colonel By/Sussex Drive/Rockliffe Parkway at 6 am would be quite pleasant.

While I would agree due to a handfull of great roads, the traffic here blows major donkey balls. Plus, we have a lot of Quebecois drivers, who scare the absolute shit out of me. Add loads of construction, and really, it’s not terribly great to drive in.

I immediately thought “huh, isn’t that Ottawa, not Detroit?” when I saw the livery. I see these bikes all the time, and often wonder why we use Harleys. Then again, pretty much every other agency in Ontario does, too.

Depending on where you are, Toronto can be okay-ish? The Bayview extension is always a nice drive (although it motivates you to go much faster than speed limit), Lakeshore Boulevard can be pleasant, especially when the Honda Indy is in town and you basically drive on the track, with boards along the road and…

Came for the review, stayed for Old Gregg.

It broke triple digits. It’s the end of days.

It’s at six now. I agree wholeheartedly.

Could this be the greatest CP of all time?

I have never seen such an overwhelming vote for CP so quickly. First 33 votes, all CP.

But that’s not the Canadian way, buddy. We can do this on more friendly terms, such as making really good Canadian content on Oppositelock. After a while, one of us will get hired, and maybe even end up as EIC, if the current revolving door of that position is any indication. Once we get there, we fire all the staff…

We can’t just mosey on down to Gawker HQ and burn it down, if that’s what you’re implying. We’d need them to attack us first.

The Americans are in food comas! Quick, time to Canadianize Jalopnik!

Seriously, the death of fiery death makes me sad.

By “clearly doesn’t give a shit” I mean in idea: how many of these are they honestly expecting to sell? The CrossCabriolet didn’t have stellar sales numbers (ballparking 5700 over three years), so this isn’t expected to be a volume seller.

I think it’s great. People always shit on things for being the same, and now we’ve got this Range Rover that clearly doesn’t give a shit, and all you guys do is complain.

Brand perception. Take Cadillac for example: they built some not-so-great cars for a while, and now, even with some stellar cars, people still aren’t buying as many Cadillacs as they are BMWs and Benzes, since they think they’re still crap cars. If Genesis wants to do well, they’re going to have to deliver some…

Well, considering that when this hubbub first came up and I saw that they had removed the diesel V6s from the VW site as quickly as the four-cylinders, I don’t think they’re as innocent as they say they are.

Who said that? Clearly no one who has ever read the comments on here.

I look forward to the Jalopnik crew entering a battle of the bands.