Man, I bet half the downvotes on the video are from morons going “Jezebel? I hate them”.

Well, the car partially broke during one of my classes.

Doug insulted it in a recent column, if I remember correctly. You two should do a test together and film it.

Things that are going to happen:

I frequently chant “thread the needle” with my passengers when I need to get the car through a tight space. It’s worked every time so far, so I think I’ve found a cheat code.

Hypothetical question:

I’m learning how to drive stick so I can steal more cars.

Hey there bud, it seems like you’re pretty salty over the choices of another human being that in no way affect you. How about you get some fresh air?

Holy fuck, man. Glad to hear you made it out okay!

Yeah, I remember watching a few guys trying to fish one out from the lake. Not a good time.

Family members have done that in order to get past open water spots when the lake freezes over. Doesn’t always go well for everyone, though.

More like Coloradbro.

As a dude who has gotten the highest rated comment on AOTD and then not been on the list, I think you’re an utter nutbar for taking this seriously. It’s the internet, dude.

Absolutely.

I imagine lanesplitting in a Spyder is probably not a safe idea, too.

I think it would be more suited for Lanesplitter, probably.

I know an entire province in Canada where it is illegal to not have snow tires during the winter. Pretty much everyone I know has two sets of tires (one winter, one all-season/summers). So I have no idea where you would live that gets snow and no one uses winter tires.

Year of my life. I’m not going to make that thing suffer for me.

See, I find it’s a really great driving album. It all just kind of flows together. I dunno, I enjoy driving with my dad and listening to it.

You want intense, go see it live, or watch the movie. The movie fucked me up, and I legitimately nearly cried at the concert (both times I went [it was during Vera]).