I think Tom is getting a GTI, too.

Sweet McLaren, bro.

I thought it was "Sport Pound".

I think you confused "useless" with "best named".

Did Gavin Free write this list?

1st Gear: The switch to electric cars means we only have one gear now, and due to this, morning news articles are going to be a lot shorter. Sorry everyone!

Please tell me you kept the dildo shifter.

An Audi RS4 in B7 form. It's a sleeper, all-wheel drive, and really quick, but is probably going to be unreliable and give you a severe kick in the dick in the balls when things go wrong.

Saab 9-2X Aero with the manual. Damn things are nearly impossible to find here in Canada, with none being listed on Autotrader or Kijiji, only automatics.

Paging $kaycog to make sure she didn't faint yet.

My day is better having read this post.

So, why is a vehicle that is predominately being sold in countries with drivers on the right being shown in all the press photos with steering wheels on the left?

Please tell me that they're switching CEOs so that Del Torchio can end up at Ferrari and we can all have a good laugh about names and expectations.

If you discuss the finer workings of how the automotive industry works, please call it Monkey Business.

The Avrocar: yes, it could hover, but it would fall out of the air when it moved.

"I will eat your unhappiness!"

Yeah, I'm pretty bummed that it didn't make the list. Oh well.

These aren't based on stars, unfortunately. Timing/appropriateness is what they look for.

If it makes you feel better, Mercury (as another commenter pointed out), SAAB, Oldsmobile, Saturn, and a few others are also in the ground with it. This last generation has been like an episode of Game of Thrones.

Pontiac. It went from being alive to being dead.