Oh, quit being a grumpy old man. Are you angry that cars don't have hand-crank starters as well?

Canada can't even maintain our own highways.

What car do I buy if I need to be able to do contract jobs? Plumbing, carpentry, electrical stuff and all that.

The D stands for Drift. Think about how much power those electric motors put out. Remove some of the interior bits, throw smaller tires on it, put it on a winding road, and the only direction it's going is sideways.

This car looks absolutely awful in those colours.

Oddly enough, this is probably an hour's bus ride away for me.

I thought it was moved to the museum in Hamilton?

GMC Acadia. Saw one yesterday, wondering what the hell was going on underneath its lights. So bad.

Does the source include the Mazda Canada site? Because it's been up there for at least a week now.

Are the props not moving the second video, or is just film magic that makes it look like they're still?

Aston Martin DB5. When people think of James Bond, they think of this car. When people think of Britain, they think of this car. When people think of Aston Martin, they think of this car.

Will there ever be a Polestar model?

It also boils down to another fact: are people actually capable of driving at that speed, and are their vehicles up to the task? People can't drive responsibly at the speeds we give them now, and there would probably have to be mandates on registered vehicles to make sure they're capable.

And to address your point on…

Also, this would be assuming we'd be travelling at this speed and not in gridlock. Meaning that, odds are, it would take even longer to pay off.

What a champ.

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I thought the hopes and dreams of Leafs fans were the ultimate joke?

Toronto jokes are funny.

The Chupacabra?

It looks like a 370Z and a Civic had a baby.