Not really a button, but my 1989 cutlass ciera would ding at you if you left the blinker on too long

Buying my 1989 Ciera.

No, the 90 degree forward curvature known as Scheuermann’s Kyphosis is the cause of my back problems, but sure, it's the car.

Objectively, the tech and reliability over cars of yore keeps getting exponentially better and also more complex. Handling, safety, performance are lightyears ahead of most anything made even 10 years ago.

So.... chickens?

That looks exactly like the one on roadkill.

I am fucking disabled. Have been since i was 16 and barely able to functuon, no one gave two tugs of a deaddogs dick,so i pushed through. If this shit passes, what it serves to show other states and other ignorant fucktards is that people are only poor by their choices...

Had a 2001 T&C minivan that was fairly decent for one, minimal rust, that i had up for a grand. Only offers i got for it were 2-300, mostly by people who “NEED it” with some sob story attached. I am all for helping people and all, but the van was being sold undervalued as was. Eventually i took 600 for it just to get…

This car makes a dick in a light socket look and sound sexy.

While you’re at it, i got a bridge in new york i need to dump some shares in. Interested?

It could be brand new perfection at that price and is still a hard no on looks alone. The proportions seem all wrong and off, and i would have to drive it with a paper bag over my head to spare embarrassment. It's fugly. This coming from a guy who thinks the buick century was an ok looking car, so take it for the…

If she rolled it on backwards to that same spot it should be about perfect, engine weight would balance it out.

Crazy good score. alas, my rather large frame and kei cars don’t mix well. Absolutely would if i could. Maybe when i finally get bored with the Olds i may look into a toyota crown or century if only to completely bankrupt myself and have fun doing it.

Clutlass Ciela.

Soon i will have a grumman llv for.... reasons. Express mail. Soon. Very soon.

Where the fuck is jackie stewart?!

Damn, missed the boat for this one!  I had a 1993 Ciera 3300 v6 that stuck a lifter at 328k miles. Loved that car.

I have a tiny bit of faith in humanitysomeone would come forward anonymously and leave the “prize” where it sits.

Station wagon crew 4 life.

Complete nice price. The drivetrain won’t win any performance awards, but it’s solid and reliable. For 2k, and seemingly rust free, shut up and take my money.