The missing windshield means that it is a bird away from causing a major accident. While driving thru Audubon Wisconsin at dusk, I saw the face of the large owl just before he completely spidered the windshield of my I4 hemi power 73 VW Westy. Perhaps their creation shouldn’t even be driven on public roads in the…

The last BOF wagon, a master of the road, in Blue Brothers parlance “cop motor, cop suspension, cop shocks”, can fit up to 9 passengers, and tow! The Buick Roadmaster was basically a culmination of lessons learned from all of it’s predecessors. It was easy to work on, had an appropriate amount of power to haul around…

Nice, but I think Olds designed the better barge.

Not really an “automotive” skill, but I really want to learn to weld.  Regret not doing so in my younger years.

K not kei. You wouldn’t see that blunder on Autopian...

Everyone else is complaining about the automatic transmission.

Cheaper than all of these yakuza tattoos I got. Talk about a mistake. Especially cutting off this finger.

That'll show your arschloch.

This would have been a nice understated inconspicuous vehicle for Fancy Kristen.

thank jebus for the miracle that is depreciation!

Tug at the heart strings?

And why is this being celebrated instead of being called out as extremely toxic?

I am dismayed that they chose a “rear gate” instead of a “poop deck”

Alas, it’s not.

I always though the 2008 Malibu interior was pretty snazzy at the time. 

Remember when GM had Compact Pickup Trucks? It’s pretty easy to fit a V8 in your smallest truck when your smallest truck is the size of the previous generation’s full size truck. 

Yeah, Radwood here I come! Completely irrational NP and I know it. I once belonged to the Yahoo Groups A Body club - lol. To be honest, there are a couple more versions I’d rather have than this one but neither had the 3.8.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

Well, considering this particular car is known as THE COCAINE HAMMER....

You mean Jalopnik is gutted.