Christ... I like porn just like every other well-adjusted, libidinous male, but those eyes, man. I don’t know if she’s terrified of the giant penis penetrating her or if she just having a moment of clarity and is seriously questioning her life choices.

I feel you haven’t said enough.

Godfather III: the graph becomes 3D and the movie is dropped into the abyss (0'0'∞’).

I love that the header image is a veggie sandwich... .with a side of fries.

I’ve never ridden a subway in NYC, so I don’t know how common this is. But putting your bare feet on one of those seats has to be gross right? Seems gross.

Today is turning into the most depressing edition of ‘Let’s remember some guys’ ever.

It’s hysterical how the announcer was condemning the entire Dodgers organization, like it was Dave Roberts was signaling the pitcher to hit Siri while Farhan Zaidi nodded his head in approval.

I’m not at all homophobic and I legitimately fear that I’ll do this exact thing some day.

Charles Oakley won’t be able to go see Phish this weekend.

The D-Backs owner, Ken Kendrick, paid $2.8 Million for a baseball card. He can afford to fund his own stadium needs.

The fact that the NIH is willing to let the deal lapse without pushing for the millions of dollars they were promised is a sign of how broken the relationship with the NFL has become, thanks to the league’s heavy-handed attempts to guide the research. Though the NFL called the gift “unrestricted” when it was…

Jesus, my dead father looks better than him.

Most homeless panhandlers make more than minor league baseball players They should be trying to rob him

Girls. Faith. Everything. Full GFE. That’s what Hugh is all about.

You’d keep your asshole clenched too if you were indiscriminately fucking that many people.

Dammit...I really liked Coke Zero...It wasn’t perfect, but it was at least *close* to tasting like classic...

Dammit...I really liked Coke Zero...It wasn’t perfect, but it was at least *close* to tasting like classic...

Not interested. Get a hold of me when they get up to 13 blades.

Not interested. Get a hold of me when they get up to 13 blades.

To point 2 — is saying “yuck” really that bad in the context of things? If he was dragging the guy through the ringer, thats one thing, but homering any bad stats under the rug seems worse to me as a fan.

I’d join up to ISIS right the fuck now if I got to be the one who directed a drone strike at this fucko.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.