That teacher lacks, um, a strong grasp on the English language. Though their conversational tone is certainly unique.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

Not so fast. We have to consult the “Do You Deserve a Baseball” flow chart.

Norman Chad is solely responsible for me not being able to hear the great voices of Lon McEachen and Mike Sexton. I CANNOT LISTEN TO NORMAN CHAD

That’s so wrong and so funny! You get a star!

Fair point. Boston is basically the Duke of the NBA.

Is it wrong that I irrationally root for a 19 year old to fail because his Dad is an all-time terrible sports dad? Yeah, probably. Is this gonna stop me? No, probably not.

I’m sure he’s a good kid, but has a rookie come into any league with as many people wanting him to fail as Lonzo Ball?

Should I be leaving a tip on take-out (pizza, Chinese food)? Part of me thinks that I’m the one choosing to do the traveling here, so no. But I’ve also heard that part of the tips are shared with the rest of the staff.

Wait, why the Beach Boy hate? Are you not aware that your sister site, The A.V. Club, correctly proclaimed Pet Sounds to be a better album than Sgt. Pepper’s?

Their pettiness is truly pathetic. There are so many things that he does that deserve legitimate scrutiny, and they got caught up in this shit.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

America November 2016: Hold my beer

You sound like you could go for some potato salad.

The dude who landed 19 jabs in 12 rounds won by unanimous decision.

Worse than New Coke or taking Greg Oden over Kevin Durant? Those are pretty high bars to clear.

You can’t throw that kind of shade at WoK and not at least disclose what you consider to be the #1 movie.

You can’t throw that kind of shade at WoK and not at least disclose what you consider to be the #1 movie.

Second-best? Good thing that ceramic knife is on sale, cause now I need to cut you.

Second-best? Good thing that ceramic knife is on sale, cause now I need to cut you.

Most of it non-guaranteed, but... yeah. He was basically Kirk Cousins Beta Version.

Were Kerry Collins at his peak playing today, he’d get a contract in the neighborhood of 4 years, $85M. Not even kidding.