Drunk driving is one of the few criminal charges that's pretty black and white. You're a shitbag if you choose to drink and drive. 

Seriously. Rethink the fucking lede of this story. Dude’s “gift” was not dying from making such a shitty, irresponsible fucking decision.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really.”

Subway has reached out to his agent on his availability.

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!! You’re not willing to destroy your body to the point where you’re crippled and in a wheelchair, unable to enjoy life and watch your children grow old anymore!!

He could be the next Matt Wieters!!!

UHGGHHHGHGHHGG. WHATEVER!

Not as good as Bose, but for the difference in price, they are very good.

Not as good as Bose, but for the difference in price, they are very good.

nachos, vomit and a whiff of fireworks. 

i think the best way to do replay is to institute a 30-second cap. if you can’t figure it out in the window then the call stands. you can fix the total fuck ups without it turning into what we saw last night

I must have missed the part where guests who don’t do these activities are portrayed as rude, unless you’re just referring to the title.

Exactly! That’s what I’m trying to say, but I guess not saying it very well. I kind of view the entirety of life hacker as take-em-or-leave-em tips and that’s the filter/lens that I read the articles.

Some people want to know how they can be as polite and accommodating as possible, because that’s just the way they want to be. This article is pretty clearly for people who go out of their way to make other people’s lives a tiny bit easier. It’s useful if you want to know if you’re actually helping someone by taking a…

Impressive list of complaints from people who saw a “spa” in a strip mall and thought, “Yeah, that checks off all the boxes, I’m in.”

So soon they forget....

Yeah man. FUCK YOUR FAMILY if the cubbies are playing.

The graphic designer still cranking out solid content on an Apple II GS, I guess?

If you want to lose weight, buy a mirror not a scale.

If you want to lose weight, buy a mirror not a scale.

Something tells me his parachute has better severance and benefits than the 150 people who got laid off couple of weeks back.