His coaching career seems destined to go straight to the ice box.

Holy shitballs!  

Be sure to jump in and get Keone Kela in your fantasy leagues before anyone else does!

I’m glad even with the “stick to sports” edict from the powers that be that updates on players getting hit in the dick and balls are still going to be closely monitored at Deadspin.

If it’s Rick Pitino, it’d probably only take them 15 seconds.

Well Rick Pitino did say he’d take that job in about 15 seconds if they offered it.

“Thinking about baseball? I’ll have to remember that next time!”

UCL’s blow up seemingly at any time, and if he tears his rotator cuff, he’s done for.  Pitchers are much more at risk of a career devastating injury than hitters or your typical basketball player for that matter.  Pretty much when a pitcher has a $50 million contract staring him in the face when the risks of an arm…

Yeah I think your response is the right one. You don’t have to do everything in the article either. I mean I’m not going to be making it a point to gather up my towels and putting the washcloth in the middle either, but maybe being better about not leaving trash around or start leaving a small tip for my cleaner each…

Gonna have to disagree with that take. He had Andre Johnson to throw to for four years, who was an absolute beast and who probably would have even been more of a beast had he had a competent QB throwing to him.

Any idea how these compare to Bose or Sony?  

Any idea how these compare to Bose or Sony?  

So Kraft’s pregame BJ went from 1059 hrs to 1113 hrs...Rick Pitino must be so jealous.

Sadly, Robert Kraft’s boner is overshadowing both of these young soccer players’ boners today. Not bad for a 77 year old guy.

Yeah if Kraft had read the Yelp reviews beforehand, he almost certainly would have gone to Massage Envy and saved himself a whole heap of trouble.

You mean to tell me Papa John might not be a fan of black people?

Why should we be taking the advice of mortgage company executives on how much of a down payment to make?  It’s within their interests for people to put down as little as possible, so they can make more in interest, points, and mortgage insurance.

David Foster Wallace in Infinite Jest didn’t even envision a future this fucked up.

If baseball games can get postponed for rain, how the hell can you justify having a horse race in conditions like that? A torn ACL or broken leg might put a baseball player out for a year if that happens on a rainy wet field. If that happens to a horse, they’re dead. How is that even allowed to happen?

“If you didn’t care, if you weren’t from Nashville or Winnipeg, you had to like that,” Predators coach Peter Laviolette said.