It was so much fun listening to Smoltz and Buck act like Counsell was a genius for using his closer in the third inning, then slowly realize that he’d wasted his fucking closer in the third fucking inning. You just KNOW Buck was on the edge of an aneurysm when Puig flipped his bat and crotch chopped his way around the…

With the Jets, I write “Game over” in my pregame notes.

The only good thing about JR Smith making such a huge blunder is that he is the only member of the team unlikely to be affected psychologically by the knowledge that he made such a huge blunder.

Lol its really weird because it is hard to get an offensive rebound on a free throw, and JR does get the rebound and you’re like. JR! YOU DA MAN and somehow by the time you were done saying MAN you are like jr you are the worst player in nba history.

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

I grew up watching the Cavs of Mark Price, Larry Nance and Brad Daugherty have terrific regular seasons only to lose to Jordan’s Bulls every year. So, I can sympathize. The Raptors are a much better team. But we have LeBron.

As an anesthesiologist who’s actually witnessed multiple people in acute repsiratory failure, I can say that this guy appears to be playing it up for the camera at the end there. It certainly doesn’t excuse the cops’ excessive use of force, but he doesn’t appear to be in actual danger. People who can’t breath can’t…

This is how we measure the number of years veteran NBA players have left in their career, by measuring their playoff mileage with a technical process known as “Larbon-dating.”

Truly Foul Territory Helps Bums Win 4-3 Game By 2

“Goddammitt!!! Wrong tunnel.”

Ernie Banks spent his whole career asking for this and he wasn’t around to enjoy it.

I must be getting old. I thought the headline was referring to them literally just yelling the N word. But no....its a song..........

Yeah, but that was 2004. Powerpoint was the shit then. We looked up to anyone who could put together a good presentation like THEY.WERE.GODS! And he probably had spinning letters and fancy wipes and fades. Back in the early aughts those men were the rock stars. We were so naive.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Sansa - raped and beaten by Ramsey; survives and becomes leader of the North.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

Apparently the fight started when each told the other he “plays like a Chicago Bear”

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Every Bama fan at the next press conference:

The nice thing is the middle relief is finally FINALLY FUCKING FINALLY good enough to have a short leash on starters. What a luxury to turn it over to Morrow, Fields, the Tonys, and Kenta in the middle innings as opposed — *shudder* — Pedro Baez or Chris Hatcher or Luis Avilan.