I love what Hershiser said on SportsNet after the game: we might be the favorites going into the World Series, but this is a team of underdogs.

Daaaamn I forgot Franklin Gutierrez existed. He just disappeared during the season

It’s worth pointing out that grand slam off Quintana is Hernandez’s calling card, slugging .570 with 10 HRs and a .950 OPS in 150 ABs vs lefties this season. Then he tacks on two more off righties in a clincher after hitting just 1 HR in 165 ABs off righties in the regular season.

Fuck the Cubs and fuck their insufferable fans who think they’re suddenly baseball royalty after their team won a world series for the first time since about the time the Wright brothers were discovering powered flight.

As a Dodgers fan, I love Dave Roberts and the job he’s done, but his hard-on for Grandy is almost Mattingly levels of veteran-experience blindness. Seemingly every AB of Granderson’s ends with him flailing at a slider biting at his ankles and for the life of me, I don’t know why Culberson is sitting while Granderson…

Despite a really slow April/May and struggling against lefties all year, he’s been a real solid producer for a bulk of the year:

“The Cubs are having a worse week than Harvey Weinstein.” -Al Michaels, if he was calling this series

My favorite part was how the Cubs are apparently under the impression that Kenley Jansen’s strike zone is three feet higher than every other pitcher in the history of baseball. “Another one at eye level! Better swing at it, just in case!”

That Dodger bullpen is wicked. You only get five innings to outscore Turner and Puig. Good luck.

Why do Vols fans wear Orange?

Looking at Mr. Orange-checked Overalls there, I’m guessing that getting into that fight was actually the most well-advised and successful thing he actually did all day.

The second half of this game was my first experience with Romo’s announcing. I knew he was internet famous for predicting plays, and that was neat, but I was not prepared for the joy of listening to Romo absolutely take apart Andy Dalton from the booth. There was one drive where Dalton refused to check to passes…

Red white and blue baby. Turn it up. Turn it all the way up. Let’s make some America today. If I see anybody with a god damn “taco” or a “sushi,” I swear to god it’s on. Hot dogs only.

Am i allowed to believe and support his right to kneel and also believe you legitimately dont want all the media attention of placing him on your football team? It will be a feeding frenzy for everything good and bad he does on the field. Everything will revolve around him. He is better than a lot of the shit QBs in…

I really thought the Knicks would slip into the top two just so they could draft him and watch as the city burns to the ground.

Bellinger’s swing is a mix of Ken Griffey Jr. and a beer league softball guy trying to prove how big his dick is with his swing.

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

Lots of good lines, but I am shocked no one pointed out these Eagles season ticket holders in the clip.

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

“Two outs by land, bitch!”