(Studio president throws battybrain out executive suite window)

So you’re saying the franchise, ahem, BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

I’d be OK with that. In a perfect world they’d let it go, but you know Hollywood would never let that happen.

Yeah I suppose you’d need at least 1 kid who’s willing to take on the fight instead of cashing in

masturbating in the street -> masturbating

This looks like a fan film that got only half its indiegogo goal.  

It looks like a poorly colorized B & W film from Ted Turner’s heyday. 

Yeah, I mean, there have been movies emulating cheesy sitcoms (The Brady Bunch), but this looks like it was shot by high schoolers.

I can see where he’s going with the production design and acting style, and those are all fine. Even quite good!

It’s just dumb. Yeah, the Stones might not have as good a catalogue as the Beatles in 8 years, but who does?

Yep, it’s WWF story-telling. Once you see the cycle it gets stale unless you like the cycle in which case eat it up and enjoy haha.

There will always be arcs or side books from the big two that are really good, but the major arcs are always extremely similar with a different coat of paint, a swapped out big bad, etc…

We’re six movies and seven television series in. It’s fair for people to start to wonder if this is going anywhere bigger or, if not, if they can start noping out of some of these installments, which feel more like homework than anything else.

No, Marvel hasn’t released two or three times the amount of content as the whole Infinity Saga since then. But thanks for asking.

Waititi is not as much of an artist, so he’s never really had to tread outside of this middle-ground comfort zone he’s found himself in.

Yeah this made me irrationally angry. It’s the biggest pro hoops arena in the US, your staff was located in this city, and you don’t know the United Center is IN Chicago? For shame!

It’s never paying off. This is superhero comic book narrative. I truly hope that casual filmgoers who have been sucked into the MCU are beginning to understand the diminishing returns of superhero storytelling. This is why I stopped collecting superhero comics. (Admittedly I was only ever collecting a couple of titles…

Yup. Those are the same guys that say ‘WHY DON’T THEY JUST COMPLY?’

There are apps that help with writing and managing huge plotline heavy projects... Also it’s been eleven years this July.

Neflix’s own numbers show that the numbers of viewers that Chappelle generates does not justify the money they paid for the specials.

I assume he could something in his will