I wish that was true, but it’s so disappointingly false. Bedbugs can live in your dresser, in any crease, and in any gap in furniture pieces. Economy class seats are a palace for bedbugs.

We take Twitter too seriously. It started out brain-dead dumb, with jokey posts mostly for your friends who would get it, like a proto-mass text. Not an international audience.

“Now let me correct you on a couple of things, okay? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not ‘every man for himself’. And the London Underground is not a political movement. They are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.”

I realize that Disney felt no choice, so I’m not particularly angry at them even though I believe this to be incredibly unfair. But these comments I’m reading are infuriating. Since it’s clear we’re too stupid to discern between jokes that are simply bad attempts at “edgy” or dark humor and ones that reflect a…

Stop stating facts. This is not how Kinja websites work.

Eventually we are going to realize firing people over some dumb shit they said on twitter is not a healthy use of our time as a society.

Dude, get fucked.

Conservatives: proving that liberals hold other liberals accountable while being completely disinterested in holding each other accountable since the beginning of society.

I’m frankly surprised we haven’t seen way more of this kind of thing yet. It’s easy to get dirt on anyone when your definition of dirt is as wide as possible. Coupled with the fact that it only works on left-wing types, as the right has proved over and over that these kind of scandals are meaningless to their own kind,…

Let me fix that for you:

I mean, it looks like it combines all the worst habits of contemporary American animation and cheap anime.

I’m not altogether concerned about the design, but by god, does it look cheap. In my day (onion belt etc) Nickelodeon contracted for high quality animation. Sure, Run and Stimpy and Rugrats may have had design choices that people didn’t like, but the animation itself didn’t look cheap. This animation doesn’t look all…

Did he choose to save Harvey? I thought the implication was that the Joker switched up the directions and he thought he was saving Rachel and sending the Gotham PD to save Harvey.

I’m pretty sure robot has never seen a roast.

Lots of people with touchy GI tracts order and eat just as the rest of us do. Folks with prostate problems or bladder issues do not automatically make for picky patrons. There are dozens of medical conditions that affect frequency of bowel movements or need to urinate without having any real effect on what people have…

Fuck off with that noise. When I eat out by myself with a book, I never take any longer than I do when I am with friends, and often less, and it is absolutely bonkers to assume that this person is one of those customers, since her letter doesn’t display any signs of an entitled attitude, nor does it mention any…

It’s always good to see Asian actresses getting work.

Name who opens the movie now.

In the past week, my dog has shit on the carpet, pissed on the back door, woken me at 3am on two nights and I’ve spent another $500 on his heartworm treatment. In return he guards my house from squirrels and bicycles. He is not a parasite.  Good day, sir.

Babies are absolutely parasites in every way. Eventually they grow out of that (hopefully -- awful lot of 30 year olds living with their parents still) but dogs will come and go before that happens.