He's your pretty typical octogenarian out-of-touch Republican Senator who will probably be in office until he dies, because Iowa likes to vote in their incumbents forever (see also: Steve King), but by God, his Twitter feed is always a thing to behold. Bless him for trying, but he should really have handed the reigns…

Yeah, am I the only one who thinks this whole thing, photos included, makes him hella charming?

Right? He probably has horrible ideas about my uterus but he seems like an adorable old man who loves his salt and sugar.

I, for one, am excited about bringing Mpreg culture to light. For once, we can truly experience equality.

Women get to have a life experience that men do not: they can carry a child within them that they will eventually birth. They get to bond with their unborn child and form attachments far earlier than men do with their children. Jealousy is not the emotion here; it's envy. Pregnancy is pure magic to me, and I envy…

Current life goal and personal project:

hmmm, just re-read mine. That was not phrased well. I agree anyway, but I think that sometimes it's okay to not care. I'm not talking about doing anything on purpose, and of course you have to learn from your mistakes, but I think you have to be okay with making decisions that make other people unhappy. This could…

It sounds like it's a take-and-bake though, from the end of the video. I was inspired to go buy dinner there but it's sooooooooo far away from the South Loop.

SAME. I lost it at "wait, did he just say 'yak cum?'"

I'm 10 secs in and I just lobbed an ear off.

I usually hate videos of kids, especially overly excited kids that think everyone gives a shit about the dumb things they are saying.
THAT SAID, this kid rules and this was funny as shit.
THAT SAID, if I had to spend a day with this kid instead of just watching a two minute video of his antics I would probably off…

Man, fuck Amanda Palmer. I can't believe she has any following after all the crap she pulls and all the ridiculous shit she says. I hope she loses a lot over this. She's part of the problem. I love Neil Gaiman and all, but he has crap taste in women.

I feel the exact same way. RECOIL AND HIDE.

No.

Really? The not paying people for their work thing didn't convince you? Not judging, just was a particularly damning one for me.

"Is there an opinion so bad even Amanda Fucking Palmer can't hold it"

And here I was afraid of corrective eye surgery...