I woke up one day and I was 25, and I wondered what happened. I used to be such a smart kid and then I felt dumb and unaccomplished. And then I realized that I was probably a little smarter than I was before because I had finally realized my limitations and let go of my blind confidence in my own intelligence and…

I consider coolness to be primarily an adolescent concern (so yeah, I think aging hipsters are still adolescents). But even still, I will never for the life of me understand why kids are considered the harbingers of cool.

Holy shit, that's it. I think that's what being okay with who you are is. I kind of just thought it was not caring what people think about me when I'm being weird now that I'm older, but it's also not caring about being an asshole sometimes. I mean, it would be nice if I could anticipate everyone's needs and cater…

You know what else goes south? The ability to see everything in black and white terms. The ability to speak with authority about shit you know nothing about, like aging and what constitutes cool. Knowing you are right about everything. God, I miss that.

I try to hide this reaction because I remember how freaking earnest I was at this age.... But on the inside? Exactly.

Am I the only one who hears this a lot in her lyrics? Her songs are beautiful yes, but "don't you think that it's boring when people talk" is the most teenage thing I've ever heard.

I think the "*" means it goes up your butthole.

ugh, you feel like you need a shower afterwards. it just involuntarily feels absolutely disgusting. and they always have those gross smug, smiling expressions on their face. ughhhhhh

Please take this article down before my wife reads it!

Right, it's the "would I give you the honor of being fucked by me" looks that are just astonishing.

I just noticed he's out of the thread altogether. Did he get reported? Either way, less bullshit ti comb through.

I'm not sure if the troll you're talking about is the same one who responded to every comment I made on this thread, but DO IT. I dismissed everything he said to me, and it was fun.

We should come up for a new word for the good trolls. Their like satire trolls not troll trolls. I'm working on it

In the Fall of 2008 I went to an early afternoon Jets game. We arrived at the stadium to tailgate at 9:30am, and by 10am were playing flip cup. Needless to say it got dicey after that. Fast forward about 12 hours, and I'm at a bar (not a restaurant - a bar) in the East Village with my friends and we are all pretty…

I wish you had a video of the beer being spilled on the baby, because I'm a terrible person.

Finally. Some male opinions.

Everyone please pipe down, a man is talking.