josiegrossie
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josiegrossie
Dec 1 2014
1

I'm pretty sure that they're all fake. Either cyborgs or holograms, whichever's cheaper and has a more nasal voice.

Dec 1 2014
19

Better that he is putting it in a jar and not in a person. That is one strange individual.

Dec 1 2014
1

I have no idea. I don't watch those shows, but I've seen both women shown in ads for one of the Housewives shows.

Dec 1 2014
238

I don't believe that Chicago exists. I have never been there; no one I know has ever been there (except for my friend Jackie who changed planes at O'Hare, but she said it was real snowy so it could have been a different airport covered in white paint); "Chicago" is a funny word and "City of Broad Shoulders" rings real Read more

Dec 1 2014
231

If I had a libertarian magazine, I'd be trying hard to avoid confirming the stereotype of libertarians as being strictly out of touch white men who mistake their own chin-stroking blatherings for insight. Read more

Dec 1 2014
23

Yes, Victor, there is a rape conspiracy, because it makes you feel better about resenting women for the lack of unsolicited blowjobs you get while waiting for the bus. You deserve them, after all; you're such a Nice Guy.

Dec 1 2014
2

It's Reality Lite, for those worried that watching normal people with spots and cellulite might be contagious or something

Dec 1 2014
167

But why didn't she do something to stop him? I'm not saying it was okay for him to attack her, but it was a public event and she could've said "no" or yelled for security anytime and since I didn't read anything in this statement about her doing that, I can only conclude she must've consented to being slapped. And Read more

Dec 1 2014
8

people like him *don't* just go away. They get louder and more shrill and exploit whatever avenues they can to shove themselves in everyone's faces. Because what they have to say is so goddamned important, don't'cha know.

Dec 1 2014
50

"I'm still unsure what to do" — I love it when stories of spiritual journeying end in the same BS in which they started. No "Eat, Pray, Love" here. Fuck spiritual journeys. Things were, and remain muddy as hell. It's the way of the future.

Nov 30 2014
34

We got sexy: Fishermen, Birthday Cake Delivery Men, an OB-GYN (Manuel Rico), a Metro Guard (Guilherme Leão), and Obama's speech writer (Jon Favreau).

Nov 30 2014
16

I've changed a lot since I turned 30. It was only 2.5 years ago, but big things happened that were sort of life changers. I even went from being introverted to extroverted because I decided it would be beneficial at this point (useful when advocating for my selectively mute kid). And yes, I was definitely a big ass Read more

Nov 30 2014
1

Ah, ok. I just re-read that part too. Sigh. I guess I still don't understand anything anymore.