Well played.

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I am gonna sneak vodka into this screening and have SO MUCH FUN. It might be the one time I'm the obnoxious person in the back row giggling at tonally inappropriate times instead of just glaring at them.

Ha ha, you said "so hard right now."

I have a favorite picture of Anthony Weiner!

GOOD STUFF! I'm using that. Thanks.

I feel like people will either love having that as the topic or will hate it.

This could make an interesting Sex Talk post for tonight: "would you date any of these serial killers? No? What if they have large penises?"

If you're a 22-year-old intern working at the White House and you embark on an affair with your married President, then most people would probably say the shame-ometer probably starts right there and then.

Oh yeah, I wasn't trying to call you out specifically. I have no idea.

I suppose Katy Perry's "California Gurls" should have discussed water shortages, migrant farm worker's rights, rising rent and gentrification, and state budget shortfalls.

"Someone should tell Taylor Swift about stop-and-frisk, or poverty levels, or the effects of school budget cuts, or people of color being pushed out of the neighborhoods they have populated for decades because of condos and Ted Talks."

You're demanding an awful lot from a bubblegum pop singer.

your name is awesome, btw

Poland is very bad for a European country and ranks among many Latin American countries. However, the Republic of Ireland stands alone among first world nations. No country outside of the third world has laws as inhumane.

Ding! You win hopefully not being in Ireland with a working uterus. Congrats!

Gotta be Ireland.

Fun reminder: there is one first world nation which receives the same failing grade as El Salvador from the Center for Reproductive Rights on basic legal protections of women's reproductive rights. Everyone shout it out!!