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"Accidentally" stabbed in the neck with the jagged, broken-off stem of an over-sized wine glass? Actually, literally, frozen to death by Millie's death stare?

The social media team at ABC has come up with a clever diversion to keep you occupied as you wait for the return of Scandal. Really running with the whole Carmen Sandiago look, you can play Where On Earth Is Olivia Pope by dragging a glass of red wine to a specific location on a map.

it's more an artful sling or a belt or mostly just a noose.

Since I cannot express myself verbally I will let this Clint Eastwood gif convey my feelings.

What? You don't think talking periods between each word ("Shut. This. Down.") is good acting?

It's really not. I had to design a tub for uni once so we got to go test a bunch out and it is actually pretty horrible as far as ergonomics goes. You can get these formed panels to put inside it the hitch on the side and create a nice curve for your back and of course you can get various other attachments but it's…

That movie is a hot mess, but I loved it - Diaz makes an excellent bitch. She's like the Hugh Grant of rom com actresses. Much, much more enjoyable when they play against type!

noooo I love when Cameron takes on asshole roles. Why do so many people hate her for Miss Hannigan? WE LOVE YOU MISS HANNIGAN.

You fill the whole tub with wine, darling. That is why it is shaped that way.

OMG right?! At least Olivia is good at her job, and we see her actually doing her job. How often is Fitz ACTUALLY doing his job? Not that often. Mellie and Cyrus are basically running the country while Fitz mopes around and uses government resources to spy on Olivia or secretly interrogate her father or something…

It would make the most kick ass wedding gown.

Well yeah, it's because Olitz literally keeps running in circles so they keep coming back to the same scenes over and over. And now that I know you are a rational person who hates Fitzgerald Grant III, I'm going to point you to my favourite article on the subject. He needs to DIE. Like, literally DIE. And that doesn't…

LIES!!!! No, you're totally right. (Except about Kerry's acting. TAKE THAT BACK YOU BITCH!) I really do hate Olitz though. I hate Jake too, but I was glad she ran away with him if only to get the fuck away from Fitz. But being Fitz and the POTUS, he will of course find a way to insert himself into her life again…

This dress gave me a wettie, a ladyboner, and a twisted knicker.

I do this, but half frangelico half vanilla vodka and a lemon wedge. But it tastes like chocolate frosting.

It's everything!

It actually makes me want to cry. If I see a celebrity wearing this I will be SO MAD BECAUSE IT IS MINE (Except Cate Blanchett because she is everything and I can see her wearing this dress and me sobbing in my PJs)